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Clover Duck ([personal profile] noluckduck) wrote2011-12-08 05:23 pm

001 ❖ First impressions go both ways, dear (Dated to this morning)

[Action for 456 Stone Street]

[Rise and shine, Ms. Clover. Rise and shine. Here comes another fantastic day of making sure your best friend doesn't get dragged off into trouble by magical dickheads with definitely ulterior motives.


Hang on one fucking second--

[She shoots up. Definitely not her room - it's too flowery. And speaking of flowers...] Effy? You there? Hello?! [She's looking left and right, but no, no signs of anything familiar anywhere at all. Just pictures of...]

... Who the hell are these people? [And her legs are strangely cold. Wait, is she wearing...] Is this a fucking nightgown?!


Shit, I bet this retro piece of crap doesn't even work, does it? Callin' 911, I've been kidnapped by some douchebag! What's that? You can't do a thing because he's inexplicably above the law? WHOOP-DE-FUCKIN'-DOO. I know you're hearin' me, you ass, and I'm bettin' you're a sick enough fuck to burn some money on a Saw re-enactment! I'm not gonna play yer games!

[... If she's wrong and that guy has nothing to do with this, well, this call might get awkward. If there's even anyone to hear it. Wait, what if...?]

... Effy, if y'heard any of that... Cool, you're here. I'm gonna get out of here - well, the doors don't look locked or anythin', but you just know they are, so gimme a sec to bust out. Let's meet up by... uh...

[She takes a moment to look out the window.]

... Crap, all these houses look the same, don't they? Just try to tell me where you are for now. I'll be... lookin' for someone to beat up, I guess.
kinship: (Elementary my dear Watson)


[personal profile] kinship 2011-12-08 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's a good job he's desensitised to most curses by now... Have a child's voice back.]

Excuse me, miss? Not to interrupt, but I think there's some things you should know.
kinship: (Strategist)


[personal profile] kinship 2011-12-08 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
My name is Cain Knightlord, I'm trapped here just like you are.

Just take some deep breaths, miss.
kinship: (Cutie Patootie)


[personal profile] kinship 2011-12-08 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[That... was a few too many questions to answer in one go, so he settles for the last one.]

I just turned ten, miss.
kinship: (Sweet)


[personal profile] kinship 2011-12-08 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[Okay, that actually makes him laugh out loud.]

You mean 'fuck'?
kinship: (Strategist)


[personal profile] kinship 2011-12-08 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't worry, I learned those words a long time ago now.

So... do you have any questions about this place?
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[personal profile] kinship 2011-12-08 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
It's called Mayfield, it's supposed to be a town in 1950s America.

Nobody knows quite how we got here or how to get out, but we won't give up until we find a way.
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[personal profile] kinship 2011-12-08 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I know it might be hard to take in, and I'm really sorry. But that's the truth... this town seems to be magical in some way.
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[personal profile] kinship 2011-12-08 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[He just giggles, poor Clover.]

Ask away.
kinship: (This isn't the future I want)


[personal profile] kinship 2011-12-08 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Well... how old are you?

[He doesn't know if he's trying to think of someone ten or thirty.]
kinship: (Srs bsns)


[personal profile] kinship 2011-12-08 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think I've seen anyone matching that description, sorry Miss.

It's possible she isn't here.
kinship: (This isn't the future I want)


[personal profile] kinship 2011-12-08 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[He sounds genuinely sympathetic.]

I'm sorry, Clover, sometimes people we know are still back home.
Edited 2011-12-08 22:16 (UTC)
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[personal profile] kinship 2011-12-08 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm really sorry.
kinship: (Future Major)


[personal profile] kinship 2011-12-08 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry, Clover, there is no way out.

kinship: (Strategist)


[personal profile] kinship 2011-12-09 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
That's the spirit!

If we work together, we'll find a way home.
kinship: (This isn't the future I want)


[personal profile] kinship 2011-12-09 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Hundreds and hundreds.
kinship: (Reaching for you)


[personal profile] kinship 2011-12-09 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
--I don't know. But that doesn't mean we'll give up.
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[personal profile] kinship 2011-12-09 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
You can call me if you want anything, Clover, I'll do my best to help.


[identity profile] 2011-12-13 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
[This certainly doesn't sound squeaky enough to be her droned daughter, so it's not a frying pan Hungary takes along to check on the newcomer, but a concerned expression.]

...Are you alright?

Sorry for the late tag. Was on hiatus ;;

[identity profile] 2011-12-17 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
That's not very nice, now, although I understand you may be confused.

I've been living here for the past year or so, and you're the latest addition to this family.

[identity profile] 2011-12-24 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I wouldn't!

I've been brought here against my will.